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Whether planned or spontainious, a plan must be thought out at one point. I have followed a few vanity plate owning souls home in my time, and waited for just the right moment. HOWEVER keeping a shovel behind the front door can always be a handy tool. Either way, it's a plan. A good plan at that. There are knives, guns, bombs, guillotines. Yes, they are all weapons. I encourage you to get back to the "basics" tools. Nothing says warm and safe like a good garden party. Invite over who you will, and let them dig their own graves. "Killing two birds with one stone" if you will. Be sure you have a good rake or spade handy. Remeber the old boat paddles in the shed that you thought you no longer had use for? | ||||||||||||||||
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Whether planned or spontainious, a plan must be thought out at one point. I have followed a few vanity plate owning souls home in my time, and waited for just the right moment. HOWEVER keeping a shovel behind the front door can always be a handy tool. Either way, it's a plan. A good plan at that. There are knives, guns, bombs, guillotines. Yes, they are all weapons. I wncourage you to get back to the "basics" tools. Nothing says warm and safe like a good garden party. Invite over who you will, and let them dig their own graves. "Killing two birds with one stone" if you will. Be sure you have a good rake or spade handy. Remeber the old boat paddles in the shed that you thought you no longer had use for? | ||||||||||||||||
| The proper attire | |||||||||||||||||
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Rule #1 No white. Really, if I have to tell you that, you deserve a nice behind-the-door-shovel-whack yourself. Drop the ski mask, too "spooky". A regular T-shirt and jeans will suffice. Still want to be unique? Have one printed up that reads: "I uncrated a couple people and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!" What a great conversation starter! One last hint, never write your plans down. Too many people might find then too early and ruin everything. If the plans are found after the fact, well... you know what that means. Not everyone understands about this kind of thing. Go figure. Just remember, there is laughter in mansLAUGHTER. | ||||||||||||||||
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